"How many years have you been single?"
"I am 233 years old this year."
"Oh, I’m 25 years old. It seems that I’m longer than when you were single."
Two garden dogs are leaning against each other in a flower bed. Although their mouths are not moving and their eyes are interacting, it does not hinder communication at all.
These two talking pastoral dogs are black and yellow.
Saying that he is 233 years old is a black dog with a strong belly; The yellow dog is 25 years old, and his body is thin and his stomach is even more flat.
At this time, a professional woman was walking her dog not far from the flower bed with a white Labrador.
As soon as the Labrador dog appeared, they sniffed at each other at the same time and gave each other an inexplicable smile. Then the four dog eyes followed the Labrador dog.
"You go first?" After staring greedily for a while, the black dog turned and gave a look.
"I’ll let you have it this time." Yellow dog looked at Labrador’s strong figure and compared it with his malnourished figure, which made him feel ashamed.
"Thanks a lot"
When Black Dog finished speaking, he confidently walked over and showed his developed muscles while walking. However, before he got close to three meters, he was kicked out by the professional woman with a look of disgust. "Where did the local dog leave without even a dog tag? Don’t try to get close to my Dandan."
The black dog came back dejectedly to the flower bed.
"It’s your turn," it said to the yellow dog.
The yellow dog learned his lesson. He bowed his head carefully and approached smoothly while the hostess was concentrating on playing with his mobile phone, but he saw the white Labrador growling at him a few times and then ran back to the flower bed with his tail between his legs.
"What’s the matter?" Black dog asked.
"She said that I didn’t have a smell, that is, I didn’t have a host or a room from outside, and I couldn’t eat a pair of rice. Let me play by myself." Yellow dog was also depressed.
"It seems that high-quality girls here are not good to tease." Black dog felt the same way.
"Let’s get something to eat first. I haven’t eaten since I came here." The yellow dog said two mouthfuls of saliva.
"Me, too. As soon as I came here, I smelled a restaurant that tasted very good. I always wanted to eat it, but I was too busy to find a girl first," said Black Dog.
"I smelled it early, and I didn’t go because I was looking for a younger sister first." Yellow dog nodded.
The two garden dogs looked at each other and grinned at the same time, and then ran in the direction of Fang’s flavor restaurant in tandem.
……
At this time, the knight-errant A on the map of "Ji Cheng" was brushing the monster day and night. Suddenly, he stopped and his eyes were bright, then he changed direction and ran to his lair in the south.
Within a few steps, he jumped halfway, and a fire dragon went straight up and flew at high speed.
……
"Oh, where are these two poor dogs? All of them are hungry like this. Be good and sit aside first. Sister, this will call someone to bring you some leftovers to eat. "The manager of Zhao Ying said to two local dogs, one black and one yellow.
When she was busy, she was just called out by a shop assistant, saying that there were two local dogs who wanted to enter the door without barking or biting, and asked the store manager whether to beat them away with a stick.
They dare not make their own decisions, because everyone knows that the store manager is very kind to small animals, but these two local dogs are not dirty at all, and they look docile and not too annoying, unlike some stray dogs.
"The ugly human say what will give us leftovers? If we can pull our faces and eat that, can we still be hungry? " Yellow dog turned to say
Black dog nodded. "Yes, it’s too contemptuous of us. We are all local dogs. The nobles have come here one after another, and they chose to transform into local dogs. Aren’t they afraid of scaring them? Incredibly ungrateful, one by one, they don’t entertain us warmly. "
The yellow dog just doesn’t entertain us with a good meal, but it’s outrageous to block the door and drive us out! Go and push these ugly humans aside and let’s swagger in and have dinner. "
Black dog "You come early"
Yellow dog "No, it’s still you. You’re young, you go first."
At this point of eye contact, the black dog sniffed and the yellow dog sniffed. At the same time, the two dogs looked at each other in the sky and said, "Together …"
Then Zhao Ying saw two local dogs bow their heads toward the hard concrete at the same time, and they disappeared before she could call them out.
In a desolate field in the suburbs, there are four yellow fields, and the winter wheat in the field is still blooming with a hint of green.
Two dogs suddenly emerged from the ridge of the field.
"How can there be such a terrible guy arrival? May have caused the big ye and when the time consumption after I was born, I can’t drill a few times to "black dog prone panting.
"Me, too. This is my first time to escape from the ground. How can that guy from the sky recover his strength so quickly?" The yellow dog breathes harder.
"It may be that he has found a rich and good owner here who can eat enough every day," Black Dog guessed.
The yellow dog got up. "It should be that we didn’t lose the ground, and the noble face of the dog starved to death and didn’t pick up garbage to eat. After coming here, we haven’t found the owner and haven’t eaten. I’m afraid we can’t beat it."
Black dog: "Then let’s find a rich owner, and we won’t be afraid of it when we’re full. Besides, if we have a owner, we will have a house, so we can afford to flirt with that sister just now."
Yellow dog "said yes"
Two dogs were talking about what they suddenly smelled, and at the same time, they looked back and saw a little giant rat who was no bigger than them. Suddenly, they poked their heads out of a hole in a field and looked at them with cold eyes, just like watching two lumps of moving meat.
The two dogs shivered at the same time.
The black dog backed away. "How can there be such a big mouse?"
Yellow dog "catch it for today’s meal?"
Black dog "then you catch it"
Yellow dog "no, you catch it"
Say that finish after two dogs run …
……
The disappearance of two local dogs at the same time is just like a myth, which makes Zhao Ying wonder for a long time. She was about to go back to the store to be on duty when she saw a man suddenly appear in front of her eyes.
It’s the male warrior. Why did he suddenly appear? Did he realize that I was in danger and just came to save me? No wonder those vicious dogs who tried to bite me suddenly disappeared with their tails between their legs.
Thought of here, her eyes were full of little stars, so moved that she couldn’t say anything, so she reached out and said hello.
Chivalrous man A was puzzled for a while and suddenly disappeared. The manager of Zhao Ying was messy in the wind.
Next to the two shop assistants, they looked at the beautiful manager who had just stretched out his hand and dared not laugh.
……
unite
Tong: "Just now, there are two great monsters, none of which is worse than the White House and the bodhi old zu, but the color is too light. If I don’t pay close attention, I can hardly see it. It’s a little too empty. They are all coming slowly like the seven emotions demon Lord. This time, I’m afraid of being robbed and rushing back. What’s the matter?"